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(Source: gimmespencer)

Posted 2 days ago

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

Posted 2 days ago

thepackmama:

paintedlandscape:

Somehow he’s the only actor who managed to pull off the overdramatic villain yell without me snickering quietly into the collar of my shirt.

#yeah and instead thousands of people had orgasms at the exact same time #fuck (via haleashes)

(Source: sansastarkz)

Posted 2 days ago
All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.
10 word story (via bermira)

(Source: white--elephants)

Posted 2 days ago
  1. Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  2. [Class titters]
  3. Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  4. [Laughter increases]
  5. Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  6. [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
Posted 2 days ago

sinyhale:

there’s no such thing as fate(x)

scott (x)

Posted 2 days ago
jillyd4:

myusernamehere:

thegoatjustatethemoney:


Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

*DEAD*

CRYING

jillyd4:

myusernamehere:

thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

*DEAD*

CRYING

(Source: sfttr)

Posted 2 days ago

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

image

(Source: hi)

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"I hope you guys love yourselves as much as you love giving me love."

- Darren Criss

(Source: mascaratear)

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kidlit:

viiceversa:

soulbrotherv2:

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

I love this

This makes my heart happy. I really hope it’s not posed.